we all love ea-nasir on here but i’d like to give a special shoutout to hegestratos, a greek merchant in the 4th century bc who tried to commit insurance fraud using his ship and fucked it up so bad he drowned
i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.
‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.
‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.
‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.
So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT
Fuck, I do too. They’re the color of cum 🤤 I just wanna lick a white man again so bad but last time I did that I got arrested 😂😂 he did not like that one bit LOL
i’ve heard people say that tumblr is a free website but i don’t think that’s true. it doesn’t cost money but you pay in other ways
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
had a surreal experience at work this morning. i was the only person on the floor when we opened and a customer came over and was like “do you mind if i ask you for help with something?” and when i jokingly said “i don’t think you have much of a choice to be honest” he replied “we always have a choice” and then we both just stood there opposite each other like rival wizards of light and dark for several moments.
ALT